FLOCK TO HIM!!!

My ever humble slave GIR is creating a blog later in the week. Flock to it!!!

Remembrance

Hello all you Earthinoids. I now have my base settled, and assuming you worms are as stupid as you look-though tall, which is something I still need to convince the Tallest of- I believe you will never believe any of this. So I am recapping my entire AMAZING journey to your puny and smelly cess covered planet. After being assigned my TOP SECRET HIGHLY IMPORTANT mission and got my ADVANCED G.I.R. Unit, I flew away, to the unknown planet, which it turns out is WEAK because its only defender is a little boy-grrrr- named DIB. Ugh! Anways, I will finish later... this is a long story. ENJOY YOUR LAST FEW WEEKS PATHETIC WORMS!

Invader Zim, signing off.

I am a GENIUS!!!

Hello human worm babies. I am here joining this 'blogging' site because I feel it will help me finish my disguise. ZIM IS ALL POWERFUL!!! You are here reading this pitiful 'blog' because you, like all nasty larvae, have nothing better to do. And I will use this to my benefit. You will all fall under the hypnotic spell of ZIM'S GENIUS!!!
Hi there! I'm G.I.R.! Do you know where pig went? We were in the middle of a tea party! YA-HOO!!!
GIR! (That's my pitiful minion. He is very ADVANCED technology so I will not expect you disgusting HUMANS to understand the complexities of his personality.) I have a new PLAN. More later!

ALL MIGHTY ZIM...

OUT!