Here I am.... I guess. I'm speaking these words as I leave the ozone layer, leaving this filthy planet and all the people I've met for the past few years behind with it. I suppose it'll be awhile before I see Cora. And her cat. Whatever. So, I'll update as much as possible (amap) and tell you where I am in catching up to that AWFUL delivery man! He can't be too far behind, he was in an incredibly slow vehicle. I'm trailing him. I have the map of his coordinates. He's going to Foodcourtia next to drop off some chicken wings (a couple million) from Earth (a lot of aliens love 'em!) so I will get him there, hopefully. I'll update below here. RIGHT DOWN
HERE. JSYK. See ya later! Z
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A few hours later....
Around Pluto right now. Only been gone a couple of hours. Already missing my base. I miss GIR more though. Only companions can do that to you, y'know? I'm watching old episodes of Invader Zim, y'know, reliving fun old times. Lonliness is an illness, and I'm scared of catching it.
I'm traveling SUPER DUPER fast, faster than Ludicrous Speed! (Naw, not that fast- I'm kidding ya.) HEHE. So, if anyone thought it was so ridiculous that I'm already saying goodbye to Pluto (bye Pluto!) you are wrong. Pluto is pathetic, btw. I liked it being a planet though.
Bye- tell you more tomorrow. Gonna see if I can get some sleep. (Though I never need it.)
Zim.
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3-10-10 (Earth Time)
I have never been so bored in my lifetime. I quickly grew bored of all the invader zim television shows, and took to listening to Earth music. I can see the delivery man's ship very far away and we're nearing the Andromeda Galaxy, where Foodcourtia is. Space-crafts always move slower in the vacuum in between galaxies, and I hope to catch up with him in Andromeda so I don't have to travel to another on. After Foodcourtia he's heading to Devastis, which I HATE!!! Their snack machines NEVER worked for me!!! AND it's in another galaxy- Ebratron, and THAT is a very STUPID galaxy to get caught in. I swear- FULL of tourists. The traffic- you would NOT believe it!
I have a nagging suspiscion that there is a Dib-Cam in my Voot Cruiser taping me doing this, but I don't care right now. I'll send GIR to recover it when we get back, and then go recover it myself when he fails. The tapes always disappear, so I don't worry too much about it. I don't worry about there being a televison show about an alien named Zim either. Most people are too stupid to associate it with ME, even though I DO have green skin. (By the way... I might get a better disguise and claim to be cured.) I don't really worry about those things. No one ever links them to Zim, the poor green child with negligent parents. (Everyone knows they're always gone, I've updated them after seeing the Parent Teacher Night episode- I was scared that might actually happen. They're actually very high-tech, look like normal people. They have jobs, and go to parties and stuff. So yeah, I'm the small genius with genius negligent parents. YAAAY!) Anyway, I have to go. Entering Andromeda. Need to be careful, or I'll burn up while trying to get there.
Be reassured that Earth is safe tonight- I'm on a trip. :)
Zim
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3/12/10
Ok, YES Zim hasn't updated. To be honest, I have good reason. My plans are NOT working out. That STUPID delivery man... oooh he makes me so maaad. Anyway, I DID catch up with him in Foodcourtia, but when I asked him about GIR, he admitted he'd sold him to some circus group that was out looking for 'interesting' people! They were heading back home, he's already in the Benezian Galaxy by now! So I've been flying nonstop, and I'm only about a quarter of the way to the Benezian Galaxy. I hate going there. So full of freaks and stupid, smelly people. Kinda like Earth, really. Though Earth has gotten a bit better.
Well, I have to go. There's something wrong with my GPS, I can see I'm going to have to stop at the Folician Galaxy. There is a planet there, and they do the BEST repairs, oh my tallests, it's great. I can see it now. (And they serve drinks, which is always a plus.)
Zim
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3-16-10
I stopped at the Folician Galaxy and got my GPS fixed. I'm almost to the Benezian Galaxy- only a couple hours of Earth time before I get there. Man this is such a boring trip! I know GIR is there, and it is the circus's off season, so they won't be moving. I took a ton of money out of my account just in case they need persuasion to give me GIR back. I'm confident, however, that I will be back at the very most on Friday.
I don't have much to talk about. See you all when I get back! (I'm anxious to get home, see a couple of my friends...)
Bye! Z
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3-17-10
2:35 PM- CENTRAL EARTH TIME
I'm in the Benezian Galaxy- on the same planet as the circus. I'm actually with them. They set up a tent for me while we negotiate the return of GIR. I must say- they are very stubborn. They like GIR a lot. He was very happy to see me though. He screamed "MASTER!" And jumped at me, hugging my legs with his muddy arms. He had been playing with the space pigs the circus has, but he looked on them sadly and said they "weren't the same". We're meeting in about an hour to decide who gets him. GIR gets some say in it, but not much.
I'll update when we're done discussing on whether I'm coming home with company (:
- or not ):
Zim
9:46 PM
I'm heading home now. This has been a good trip. I assume I'll be home by tomorrow. WHO AM I KIDDING??? 1st of all: THIS HAS BEEN AN INCREDIBLY BORING TRIP. 2nd: I WON'T BE HOME UNTIL FRIDAY- AND I'M NOT GONNA POST AFTER THIS TILL THEN.
But... the trip will be more fun, because I have a supply of cotton candy they gave me in exchange for GIR!
JUST KIDDING!
Well, they did negotiate to give me a bunch of carnival food- like cotton candy, popcorn, soda, and funnel cakes. BUT when I left, I forgot to mention that I'd told GIR that he could have some cotton candy- and locked him in the crate. I GOT HIM BACK!!!! *GIANT THUMBS UP* I let him out once we got out of the Benezian Galaxy -thank got planet Elknezzia is on the edge- and he's keeping me company, filling me in on all that happened to him. I've told him too, and I told him that I am keeping Cheche, but, y'know, he'll be different. GIR will be more like a companion- though I will expect him to try to work sometimes.
Anyway, this is a happy ending, and I won't post on this page until I have a new Galaxy Trip. (Note: I changed the page title to My Galaxy Trips.)
See y'all on Friday! I'm comin home! I hope you enjoyed the world peace!
Z
