Dib cracked over Facebook. He thought I said something that I definitely DID NOT SAY. I'm over at a friends house and her cat Kat is making it really hard to type- I can't just talk, unlike at base. Whatever.
GUESS WHAT? I'M MIDDLE BRAIN ORIENTED:
Those who are middle-brain dominant tend to be more flexible than either the left or the right-brain folks; however, you often vacillate between the two hemispheres when you make decisions. You sometimes get confused when decisions need to be made because, neurologically speaking, you could do most tasks through either a left-brain or a right-brain method! A balanced score means you are able to draw on the strengths of both the right and left hemispheres of your brain depending upon a given situation. This combination makes you a creative and flexible thinker.The down side to having a more "balanced brain" is that you may sometimes feel paralyzed by indecision when the two hemispheres of your brain are competing to solve a problem in their own unique ways. You may also find career choices difficult due to your proficiency in several different areas.
However, I am VERY capable in deciding my career. Isn't it obvious? If I don't take over the world in the next 4 years, I'm going to become a politician. Think about it- how perfect wold that be? I mean, I could TOTALLY win over the people and become President- I'd be great for the job. I'm qualified- I mean, I have all the papers that SAY I'm qualified. I will be the people's president! (well, until they elect me.) as for impeachment- I have ways to stop that! HAHAHA!!! ( I know! I'm a genius, right?)
Well, I gotta go... Cora is bored... UGH! HUMANS!
Bye! See ya laters!
Zimz
Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
March
March is coming, and I'm preparing for my return to dazzling celebrity status. HAHA naw I'm kidding- fooled ya, didn't I worms???? Nope, I'm just lazing on the couch, enduring show after SHOW of The Scary Monkey Show, which is CRAP, by the way. But, I'm sure DIB already knew what I'm doing in my living room, DOESN'T HE???? Don't lie! I know you know!
Sorry....
So anyway...
Skool SUCKS!!! Remind me again why I go there? TO FIT IN?!?!?!? SCREW THAT!!!!!!! Sure, everyone thinks I'm a genius... that does NOT help my 'fit in' plan. I make it all better by realizing that Dib is just as unpopular as I am, if not more, and he probably fits in less than a kid with green skin and no ears. He sits with all the freaks at lunch, which I get a KICK out of. And it's really funny to watch him go through puberty. HAHA SUCKER!!! It was REALLY funny when he came to school with a bunch of zits on his face... hehe good memories. I called him Postulio for a month.
Well, I gotta go!
Bye!
Z
Sorry....
So anyway...
Skool SUCKS!!! Remind me again why I go there? TO FIT IN?!?!?!? SCREW THAT!!!!!!! Sure, everyone thinks I'm a genius... that does NOT help my 'fit in' plan. I make it all better by realizing that Dib is just as unpopular as I am, if not more, and he probably fits in less than a kid with green skin and no ears. He sits with all the freaks at lunch, which I get a KICK out of. And it's really funny to watch him go through puberty. HAHA SUCKER!!! It was REALLY funny when he came to school with a bunch of zits on his face... hehe good memories. I called him Postulio for a month.
Well, I gotta go!
Bye!
Z
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Cleaning!
I'm cleaning out my base today. Pretty much leaving the upper levels (the facade) alone. Nothing goes on up there, and Dib normally hides his stupid cameras there anyway. So I'm cleaning out all of the crap in my many secret rooms, including all the turkey carcasses Gir leaves around once he's done with 'em. And all the bowls of salsa, syrup, milk, (He leaves that out so he can try to attract kittens apparently) and jello, plus waffles, pancakes, etc.
THAT ROBOT IS IRRITATING! He spent a TON of monies buying every single kind of food imaginable, and all because he wanted it. No nutritious food, no quality food. NO! It's all CRAP! Now I have to order some food that will keep me HEALTHY!!!
Well, byes I guess.
Z
THAT ROBOT IS IRRITATING! He spent a TON of monies buying every single kind of food imaginable, and all because he wanted it. No nutritious food, no quality food. NO! It's all CRAP! Now I have to order some food that will keep me HEALTHY!!!
Well, byes I guess.
Z
Friday, February 19, 2010
Not much goin' on.
I just took "my dog" (GIR) for a walk. I have recently read a book about how many creepos there really are in the world- safe to say it was a short one. I don't want to be hit in the head and dragged into an alleyway. Don't ask what book I read- I won't tell you.
Other than that, not much is going on- oh wow!!! I need to charge my phone... I'm expecting a call tomorrow. I'll be right back.
Ok- back to whatever I was saying. WHAT WAS I SAYING?!?!? I think I was just babbling. I'm gonna take an AP class next year. This is gonna suck. Thank god I have a computer to do my homework for me, and I bet I could upload the information into my PAK for tests. I guess I take back the comment on this sucking. It sucks for all worms who do not have PAKS, (Though I haven't yet met one who did. THAT would be awkward...)
This blog is my one spot where I can really let off steam. Just vent to the computer, who writes everything down, occasionally making side-comments. Gir doesn't blog very much, possibly because it doesn't really make any sense. He just yells random crap. I've given him the quest of ordering groceries from planet foodcourtia while I'm doing this because I'm starting to run low. Whatever.
Man is my house boring on a Friday night. Even the parent robots have something to do. Granted, they pretty much malfunction the entire time they leave the house, but they have a life. Normally I have to pick them up at the police station because they like, hit someone with a punch cup or something stupid like that. I really don't understand you humans.
My god you would think iTunes would download things faster. I've been waiting twenty minutes for my music to download. I stole an ipod last year. It's kinda entertaining. I definitely like the music.
Well, I guess I gotta go see if I can find a life in a trash can that no one wanted or something.
See yas!
Zimmers!
Other than that, not much is going on- oh wow!!! I need to charge my phone... I'm expecting a call tomorrow. I'll be right back.
Ok- back to whatever I was saying. WHAT WAS I SAYING?!?!? I think I was just babbling. I'm gonna take an AP class next year. This is gonna suck. Thank god I have a computer to do my homework for me, and I bet I could upload the information into my PAK for tests. I guess I take back the comment on this sucking. It sucks for all worms who do not have PAKS, (Though I haven't yet met one who did. THAT would be awkward...)
This blog is my one spot where I can really let off steam. Just vent to the computer, who writes everything down, occasionally making side-comments. Gir doesn't blog very much, possibly because it doesn't really make any sense. He just yells random crap. I've given him the quest of ordering groceries from planet foodcourtia while I'm doing this because I'm starting to run low. Whatever.
Man is my house boring on a Friday night. Even the parent robots have something to do. Granted, they pretty much malfunction the entire time they leave the house, but they have a life. Normally I have to pick them up at the police station because they like, hit someone with a punch cup or something stupid like that. I really don't understand you humans.
My god you would think iTunes would download things faster. I've been waiting twenty minutes for my music to download. I stole an ipod last year. It's kinda entertaining. I definitely like the music.
Well, I guess I gotta go see if I can find a life in a trash can that no one wanted or something.
See yas!
Zimmers!
Monday, February 15, 2010
Hm...
This sucks. Tomorrow is Tuesday. I don't want to go to that horrible hell-hole the humans call skool. Whatever. I got some serious work done this weekend- I was super busy. I think I only got around 2 hours of sleep over all. Whatever, I know this is a short blog. See yas!
Zimmy
Zimmy
Friday, February 12, 2010
YAY!
There is no school today. FINALLY I can have more that 2 days to work on my wonderful plans and wipe you all out. However, I'm not telling you my ingenious plan, because I'M NOT AN IDIOT. I know you all have glorified ideas of catching me, and saving the human race, blah blah blah. EARTH TO THE HUMAN RACE: NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
Meanwhile, Gir is going through a smoothie phase. GREAT! He's been making them with irken ingredients, and forcing me to eat them. I have to, because do you know how hard it is to concentrate when an idiotic robot is crying behind you? VERY HARD!! Anyway, he just made a raspberry one, and added a ton of sweetener. It's not too bad. I should email the recipe to the tallests. It seems like their kind of food. I also think they'd like a human food called pretzels. I haven't been willing to risk my life to see if they'll kill me or give me an allergic reaction so far, but Gir eats them all the time. But then again... he eats anything. He went out last night and bought every single fruit mentos package in every single store he could find and brought them all home. My living room is covered in mentos. And then he found a video on the internet on how to get mint mentos to explode and had to go buy mint mentos, and TONS of Diet Coke. My living room will also be VERY sticky for a VERY long time. Anyway, I have to go get a sponge and scrub the floor. (Stupid soda) I'll get Gir to help though. He'll think it's a blast, as long as I tie the sponges to his feet so he can pretend to be an ice-skater.
Z
Meanwhile, Gir is going through a smoothie phase. GREAT! He's been making them with irken ingredients, and forcing me to eat them. I have to, because do you know how hard it is to concentrate when an idiotic robot is crying behind you? VERY HARD!! Anyway, he just made a raspberry one, and added a ton of sweetener. It's not too bad. I should email the recipe to the tallests. It seems like their kind of food. I also think they'd like a human food called pretzels. I haven't been willing to risk my life to see if they'll kill me or give me an allergic reaction so far, but Gir eats them all the time. But then again... he eats anything. He went out last night and bought every single fruit mentos package in every single store he could find and brought them all home. My living room is covered in mentos. And then he found a video on the internet on how to get mint mentos to explode and had to go buy mint mentos, and TONS of Diet Coke. My living room will also be VERY sticky for a VERY long time. Anyway, I have to go get a sponge and scrub the floor. (Stupid soda) I'll get Gir to help though. He'll think it's a blast, as long as I tie the sponges to his feet so he can pretend to be an ice-skater.
Z
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
I'm back
STUPID NICKTOONS HUMANS! YOU HAVE ONE MONTH TO SURRENDER TO ME, ZIM!!!!! OR YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sorry I blew up on you there. Just got a bit excited though, cause you know, I've kinda been a DEAD show for EVER! (Now that I think of it, it's a bit wierd that I even have a show...) And I am eternally grateful to my almighty leaders, the Tallest, for recognizing my greatness and allowing my prolonged stay on this planet. Though I must admit, you spineless jelly worms are putting up a good fight. I guess you deserve to be called just plain jelly worms now. But I must say, you're a pathetic race. You would be gone, if that infernal Dib-monkey hadn't interefered. I heeeaaard that he was making a blog tooo... IF ANY OF YOU CREEPY STALKERS WHO ACTUALLY READ THIS GO TO HIS WEBSITE I WILL BRING MY VOOT CRUISER AND FILL YOUR FAMILY WITH DOOOOOOOOKIE! .....As Gir would say.....(I finally learned what stalker means.... BE PROUD!!!)
Signing off,
Watch for me....
WITH DOOKIE!
Zim
Sorry I blew up on you there. Just got a bit excited though, cause you know, I've kinda been a DEAD show for EVER! (Now that I think of it, it's a bit wierd that I even have a show...) And I am eternally grateful to my almighty leaders, the Tallest, for recognizing my greatness and allowing my prolonged stay on this planet. Though I must admit, you spineless jelly worms are putting up a good fight. I guess you deserve to be called just plain jelly worms now. But I must say, you're a pathetic race. You would be gone, if that infernal Dib-monkey hadn't interefered. I heeeaaard that he was making a blog tooo... IF ANY OF YOU CREEPY STALKERS WHO ACTUALLY READ THIS GO TO HIS WEBSITE I WILL BRING MY VOOT CRUISER AND FILL YOUR FAMILY WITH DOOOOOOOOKIE! .....As Gir would say.....(I finally learned what stalker means.... BE PROUD!!!)
Signing off,
Watch for me....
WITH DOOKIE!
Zim
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