Boredom!

Hello, pathetic jigglers. I must apologize, something I DETEST doing! That was the link for the unedited version of the book. Oops. Here's the edited link: http://www.blurb.com/my/book/detail/1093414 Even with a little preview! Woo! I've already ordered my copy, so I can see how much information she truly has, the little scumbag. I salute you though, brave child! (Girl who wrote the book.) However, I'm warning the little humans who might try to replicate her plan: Give up now. Your efforts are futile. The amazing ZIM! will find you! I will hunt you down, because really, one book spilling all my secrets is enough.

Anyway, I'm telling Computer to put all of this on my blog. I just speak and it types it all out. Sometimes you can hear multiple voices. Gir wants to get on, NOT YET GIR! AHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT BACON!!! AHHH!

BACCOOOONNN! WOOOO!

GO AWAY GIR!!!

YES, MY MASTER! BUT LET ME ON SOOOON! MUST... BLOG... BEFORE... SCARY MONKEY SHOW!

Ok, I think he's gone. Whew he really- AHHHHH GIR! NO SLUSHIES IN THE LAB! GET OUT! NOW! GO IRRITATE DIB!

YES, MY MASTER!

Ok, now he really is gone. I heard him leave the base. That robot needs way too much attention. Well, I'm going to leave before he comes back so he can blog.

Bye, worms!