My Crazy Robot

Ok- you know this music called Country??? Well, a classmate made me listen to some (I'm thinking about killing her) by an artist called Taylor Swift. 1st of all: Taylor Swift, your name is wierd. Second, country music is hypnotizing. That is, if you live past the first verse to hear the chorus. Anyway, Gir is totally obsessed now. Oh, you think I got hypnotized? Oh no, obviously it was the robot. I swear, every single time he plays Big Green Tractor and tries (unsuccessfully) to sing along I barf. It's disgusting. Now that I think of it, the only human music that actually interests me (though limitedly,) is Linkin Park and Disturbed. Gir hates Disturbed.

Another thing Gir likes is Mulan. He made a Youtube account, (though I'm not telling you it) and has every single song from the Mulan movies in a single playlist. And while I'm complaining about the robot I might as well make a list of all the things you don't know about Gir that irritate me:

1. Mulan is his favorite Disney movie (He's made me watch all of them) because, as he puts it- "The chubby man reminds me of a piggy"
2. He's stalking Rihanna (yes, that's how much he loves her)
3. Bacon is his favorite food (the pain...)
4. He is making an Invader Zim action figure. WHY???
5. He plays X-Box until 3 in the morning.
6. He invite Dib over to have a ping-pong gun war. THEY DESTROY THE LIVING ROOM!!!
7. He is just plain stupid. (You probably knew that one)
8. He always expects me to eat his waffles.
9. He always sneaks up on me whenever I'm working on my PAK so I screw up.
10. He's super loud during my transmissions to the Tallests.

And many other things he does too, though I'm limiting the list.

Well, I have to go feed my mutant squid/monkey! Bye!

Z