AHHHH!!!!

SOMEONE IS TRYING TO STEAL MY ROBOT BEE!!!!!!!!! Ok, nah I'm kidding. I just yelled that as I ran out of the girls bathroom today, mainly so Dib would still think I'm the idiot I used to be. Let me explain why I was in the girl's bathroom in the first place:

So, I was walking to school when my PAK started to malfunction. It was buzzing, which is never a good sign. I knew I'd have to make repairs, but I didn't know where, so as soon as I got into school I went into the first bathroom I could find. I didn't care it was a girls, that kinda stuff doesn't matter to irkens. I pulled my PAK off and started to work on it with the handy-dandy little repair kit from the green emergen-C box I always keep on my person. I was repairing it, and almost done when the girls came in. My Pak was buzzing, and twitching, which probably made the WORST perverted sounds to them, but I continued to work. I was almost done, so I continued for another minute before the girls eventually wondered who was in the stall. They saw my green ankle, and (curse the skin ailment) started screaming, as they naturally knew I was male. I stuck my PAK on, having finished in the nick of time and ran out of the bathroom, passing Dib on the way. No doubt he got a skewed version of it. Checking his blog now. CYAS!

Zim.