Ah... boredom reigns on a beautiful rainy day. I wait and watch for the Dib-human as he surely makes his way over to my house to see me, holding his spy-cam in my fist. He, naturally, will destroy all illusions that this filthy planet has a right to live. Yes, you may have noticed that I am in a worse mood than ever this morning. The reason, is quite simple. I had no breakfast this morning. No, not a SMALL breakfast, NO breakfast. And I will explain to you why:
So, the Tallests actually like me now, did you know that? Yeah they're the ones who call me every week to hear updates. They've been a bit disappointed with my progress, but I assure you, I have a plan. However, the Tallests blamed my slow progress on GIR. They suggested that they give me a new one, and take the "obsolete" version off my hands. I assured them that GIR was fine with me. They still insisted I take a new one, to help me while GIR's off doing... whatever. Dancing, most likely. I accepted, knowing not to turn down the Tallests offer twice. I also had the idea that the SIR unit could teach GIR how to behave a bit more. Just a bit, is that too much to ask?!?!?!? I got the SIR unit late last night- I was deep in my lab, making some new adjustments to my PAK and downloading all the answers to my Civics test I have tomorrow. (Even extra credit hehe) By the time I got upstairs, the SIR was already settling in, cleaning the house. "Where's GIR?" I asked. Sir replied: "The defect SIR unit you know as GIR was taken to be recycled. The man who delivered me told me to tell you that he heard you say you weren't fine with him."
I will admit it. I SCREAMED. SIR got all freaked out, afraid he did something wrong, (oh yeah, his name's Cheche)
So GIR did not make me breakfast. Or lunch (He normally disguises himself as my lunchbox, which I know Dib has figured out by now) or dinner. I'M STARVING AND CHECHE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO COOK! Even Dib noticed I didn't have my lunchbox. He even asked about it... I didn't know what to say... he'll probably read this, so he'll know. Cheche found his spy camera in about 2 seconds, which is useful, not that Dib'll be planting many more cameras.
But I'm going to find GIR. I'll keep you guys updating on where I am in the Universe, and what I'm doing- I'll even have a special page for it. Cheche is disguising himself as me so I won't be missing in school. I told him not to talk amap and to ace every test, which I'm sure he'll do.
Heading out now! Look for my lights in the sky tonight!
Z
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