Hangin out

Today was AWFUL! Days like these at this awful school remind me why I'm here in the first place. TO KILL YOU ALL. Dumn humans. I mean no offense towards you... but yeah, I need you to die. There are only 2 things on this stupid planet I would save: Care and her cat. They're the only humans who DON'T enfuriate me to the point of killing them. I swear! Today in Facs I was cooking with your disgusting food because it was the only STUPID elective left in your DISGUSTINGLY PATHETIC school system. How do you learn anything?!?!?!?

So I'm cooking, right? And some blejeut (best way I can translate that for y'all.) dumps WATER!!! on my HEAD!!!! So I'm rolling around in pain with the STUPID Dib-human roaring with laughter as Care tries desperately to dry me off. It didn't work. That's what I get for NOT bathing in paste today! But of course, I thought all of that was BEHIND me! UGGGH!

Mrs. Peterson didn't even know what was wrong with me. She was very concerned. Of course, Mrs. Bitters had left all my middle school teachers with a note about all my "special" issues. Water was not one of them. Anyway, I'll update again later... Cyas!

Z